~Lantian/Flox~

 ~L/Fx~ Friends, We have a wonderfully fun item for you today! We present the "Perfectly Innocent Chair"... which is anything but! Sit in this, and there is a dramatic pause, followed by a loud fart-sound and release of green gas-clouds! YES, it's childish and very silly, but undeniably fun. Prank your friends! It looks like a high-quality armchair, and has a fine animation inside.  But watch out! OMG was that ME?     Features: * 100% mesh * Custom baked textures + materials * 5 LI at packaged size * Contains 1 good-quality animation (from RNP) * Mod/Copy/no-trans (scripts no-mod) * Only L$199 ~~~ Demo and buy this item in world EXACTLY here: http://maps.secondlife.com/secondlife/Mieville%20Poe/210/144/1254     Or purchase on MP: https://marketplace.secondlife.com/p/LFxPerfectly-Innocent-Chair-PRANK-Farting-chair-very-silly-and-funny/23892005    

  Great News! The "Booty Win" pirate-themed game is a great success!  I have updated it with more features, including new animations, sound effects, & a faster menu.  There is also a NEW version with PG-rated soda instead of rum!   ** We are having a SALE on ALL versions! 15% OFF for 1 week only! **   New PG version!  Customers were having trouble finding "Booty Win" on the Marketplace, and I discovered that it was being flagged as "Moderate" due to the alcohol reference.  So, to combat that issue, I created a PG/General-rated version with Sarrrsaparilla Soda from Nine Tail Jack. Therefore, there are now three versions of "Booty Win"... * Mod/Copy/no-trans (scripts no-mod). * L$399 each / L$694 for Fatpack (w/13% discount) * Full price on MP * ~ SALE~ 15% OFF at our new HQ (1 week only!)     -> wear group tag & use the "NEW & SALE" vendor on right-side of triangular welcome kiosk     -> New HQ: http://map...

  ~L/Fx~ Friends,   Everyone likes games & free stuff! Merchants, this one brings traffic to your store. Pirate-themed, playful, easy to use. Plus great quality you expect from ~L/Fx~.   Booty Win Game!   399L on MP: https://marketplace.secondlife.com/p/LFxBooty-Win-Sit-for-Prizes-v36-MCtbox/23871655 15% off at HQ (group): http://maps.secondlife.com/secondlife/Mieville%20Poe/125/125/1250  

Booty Win – Info & Help   “Booty Win”  (a.k.a. “Booty Call”) by ~Lantian/Flox~ * Now Available with Rum -or- Sarrrsaparilla Soda * v.4.3 This attractive, pirate-themed game is designed to give a prize, while keeping people entertained in a space for some time. You supply the prize, we supply the distraction! The game requires 5 people to sit on various crates and barrels around a pile of treasure. Only when all are seated will the game deliver a prize to all… or most! ;-) In -this- game, there is a very slight chance that a pirate may “loot” players and steal their prize! (This setting can be turned off by the owner.)    

~L/Fx~ Friends, Here's another great special: flat display mesh with fantastic LOD, so you can see it clearly from very far away. These "Super LOD Planes" come 2 per box: single and double-sided.  And yes FULL PERM!  99L on the MP or 15% OFF at the Store (wear group tag): https://marketplace.secondlife.com/p/FLOXFP-Mesh-Super-LOD-Planes-2-in-box-free-cute-image/23869537 http://maps.secondlife.com/secondlife/Mieville%20Kipling/200/101/31  

Dear ~L/Fx~ Friends, Today we touch on two items from the past: a brooding swamp oak and cheerful chimes! The tree has been improved for 2022, and somehow, the wind chimes never made it onto the Marketplace.  So here is their big debut. :)   ~L/Fx~ Main Store: http://maps.secondlife.com/secondlife/Mieville%20Kipling/200/101/31  

 ~L/Fx~ Friends, Our next offering is a deviation from the usual fare... we are providing quite possibly SL's first Animesh Naughty Teddy Bears. Whether they arouse or amuse you, please be entertained by our new: Sexy Teddy Animesh Dancers! in Male or Female varieties. These are available on Marketplace at full price, or 15% OFF at our Main Store's "New" Area (wear group tag).  http://maps.secondlife.com/secondlife/Mieville%20Kipling/200/101/31 ~~~~~ ~SSS~Sexy Teddy Animesh Dancer - Basic  FEATURES * Performs 10 very hot, suggestive, exotic dances. * Owner can click to turn dancing on/off. * Teddy Dancer does NOT have any genitalia. We checked! * Has soft, fuzzy fur and shiny silk scarf (red for male, pink for female). * For Playful Adults ONLY! Absolutely not for und er age or ch i ldr en avatars.  (I have spaced out the words so it cannot come up in a search for them.) * 32 LI (which is good for Animesh). * 100% Rigged Animesh with original, high-qualit...

~L/Fx~ Friends, This Thursday through Sunday we are having a... GRAND FULL PERM SALE! Everything full perm is 30% OFF and 4 special mesh items are 50% OFF ! This is to celebrate the Grand Opening of the Mieville Full Perm Market here: http://maps.secondlife.com/secondlife/Mieville%20Kipling/66/76/26    ~~~~~ [FLOX]FP Mesh: Sandwich Board Sign 100% Original Mesh. Two faced mesh sign stands on its own. Comes with two baked textures: AO shadowmap and wood. 1LI.  Mod/Copy/Trans. L$399 on MP, or L$200 at sale location!  https://marketplace.secondlife.com/p/FLOXFP-Mesh-Sandwich-Board-Sign-textured-with-AO-Map-MCTbox/20617445   ~~~~~  [FLOX]FP Mesh: Nice Pumpkin v.7  This package contains two ORIGINAL mesh items: a "nice pumpkin" in regular-size and nano-size. The pumpkin is deeply-ridged and has a twisted stem. 1LI.  Mod/Copy/Trans. L$399 on MP, or L$200 at sale location! https://marketplace.secondlife.com/p/FLOXFP-Mesh-Nice-Pumpkin-v7-reg-nano-siz...

Dear ~L/Fx~ Friends, It's about time for another Full Perm item, isn't it? How about some HORRID FOAM! ...Actually, it's rather nice foam. You can use it for happy things like cheese, bubbles, or whipped cream.  Some of it does look pretty scary, though. It's available on the Marketplace for full price, or at our Main Store "NEW" Area for 15% Off (wear group tag!) http://maps.secondlife.com/secondlife/Mieville%20Kipling/200/101/31  Coy's Horrid Foam   L$180 for 15 textures total. (includes 7 partly-transparent, seamless textures + 7 matching normals + 1 specular map) https://marketplace.secondlife.com/p/FLOXFP-Textures-Coys-Horrid-Foam-15-Textures-Materials/23829894     That's all for today.  Stay cool and safe!